No Shorts, No Dignity Page 3

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Venus de Milo of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles has been coerced into fighting the cyborg animal assassin Cluckers while the both of them are bottomless.

To try and make Venus feel less humiliated about the whole thing, her closest friends have chosen to also go bottomless while they witness the fight as Cluckers demanded. The friends we see doing this are April O'Neil, the Autobots Arcee and Chromia, Minnie Mouse, and the Martian mouse General Carbine. Venus is rather surprised that even Chromia has chosen to do it, to which Chromia replies that she's only doing it because it's unlikely anyone will know. Just to be safe, however, she asks Venus not to tell Ironhide.

Cluckers proceeds to knock Venus flat on her back and starts to use a drill on her while ranting about being selfless enough to sacrifice her dignity and even her life to save others. I know I typed "selfishness" by mistake, and I can fix it, but it's just too much of a hassle for me to do. If I had to go back and correct every single mistake I've made while creating these comics, I'd never get anything done.

However, Venus springs up and tears off Cluckers' robotic arm, stating defiantly that she refuses to give up so easily.

Venus de Milo's only official appearances in the franchise to date have been in Ninja Turtles: The Next Mutation, and the Turtles were 18 years old in that continuity.

Proof is in the first sentence of this wiki article: turtlepedia.wikia.com/wiki/Spl…

While April O'Neil is depicted as a 16-year-old in the current Nickelodeon cartoon, my interpretation of the character is based on her counterpart in the 1987 cartoon, where she explicitly stated in the episode "Leatherhead: Terror of the Swamps" that she was 28 years old.

Proof is in the fourth paragraph under her Wikipedia article's section on her 1987 incarnation, and the area where it says that has a citation of its own: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_O'…

Carbine does not have an official age as far as I know, but she was pretty much the love interest to the Biker Mice's leader Throttle, and since the Biker Mice were strongly suggested to be in their 20's, it's very likely that Carbine is in the same age group.

Arcee and Chromia also lack official ages, as do quite a lot of Transformers, actually, but their behavior in pretty much all of their incarnations suggest that they are intended to be adults.

Minnie Mouse is yet another fictional character who doesn't have a specific age, but the majority of her appearances suggest she is intended to be an adult.

TMNT (c) Nickelodeon

Biker Mice from Mars (c) Brentwood Television Funnies

Transformers (c) Hasbro

Minnie Mouse (c) Disney