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Live Christmas Special Part 5

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The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were doing fine on the annual Christmas telethon along with their special guests Rupert Bear, the Addams Family, the Ghostbusters, Inspector Gadget, and Snow Miser and Heat Miser, but now they are overrun by the Shredder, his minions, Billy Blizzard, North Wind, and Old Hob. Billy Blizzard had been taken care of, but the other villains are still holding off.

"You will pay for ratting on me four years ago, my brothers! Do you have any idea how many dishes I had to wash", screamed North Wind. "We do not care, North Wind", replied Snow Miser. "You were a selfish and vain liar. We will stop you like we did last time!" "Au contraire, my little brother, the wind is the force that guides ice and snow." North Wind exhaled fiercely, sending Snow Miser bouncing away. "You hurt our brother, North Wind", shouted Heat Miser.

"The wind can also extinguish fire, and don't even bother telling Mother Nature on me. She's locked away in the Void of Eternal Pain." Heat Miser was shocked about what North Wind said, but he just smiled and whistled. In a flash came the boys' father, Father Time. "Why, Heat Miser and Snow Miser! Why do you need me, my boys?" "North Wind finked out of his punishment and banished mother to another dimension, father", Snow Miser answered.

Father Time scowled and grabbed North Wind by the arm. "I am very disappointed in you, my son." Father Time proceeded to free Mother Nature and the two dragged North Wind away to his new punishment. "Curse you, brothers", North Wind screamed. Elsewhere in the battle, the Ghostbusters fought to recapture the ghost of Old Hob, a mutant cat that the Shredder had executed by Baxter Stockman for failing to kill the Turtles.

"I say we corner him, fire the proton streams at him, then spring out the trap", said Garrett Miller. "It won't be that easy", pointed out Winston Zeddemore. "Old Hob is pretty fast. And remember that the last time we faced him, he managed to destroy the Containment Unit despite being a weak Class 4." Music suddenly began to play, and onto the scene came Mondo Gecko, along with Master Gilliam of the Punk Frogs, Mona Lisa, and Chameleon, Jr.

"We went out of town to get help to stop these guys", Mondo Gecko explained. "We made stops in Berryburg and Peaceful Pines, even a trip to another universe to bring in the cavalry, but first we must perform a song."

JINGLE BELL ROCK

MONDO GECKO: Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock

Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring

Snowing and blowing up bushels of fun

Now the jingle hop has begun

MONA LISA: Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock

Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time

Dancing and prancing in Jingle Bell Square

in the frosty air

CHAMELEON: What a bright time, it's the right time

To rock the night away

GILLIAM: Jingle bell time is a swell time

To go gliding in a one-horse sleigh

Giddy-up jingle horse, pick up your feet

Jingle around the clock

MONDO GECKO: Mix and a-mingle in jingling feet

That's the jingle bell, that's the jingle bell, that's the jingle bell rock!

Old Hob stopped short in evading the Ghostusters and screamed. "I hate that song so much!" Before he could make any further moves, Roland Jackson and Peter Venkman fired at him, then Soul Man threw out the trap and let Slimer activate the pedal. Once the trap began to suck Old Hob in, he tried to resist the pull, only to be forced down by the assistance of Kylie Griffin and Ray Stantz. Once the trap closed, Eduardo picked it up and said "One gift-wrapped ghost ready to be put back into the Containment Unit".

The Shredder was very angry. He became furious when he saw the backup heroes that were recruited: The Madballs( Screamin' Meemie, Freakella, Slobulus, Aargh, Dusty Dustbrain, Skullface, Noam Dustbrain, Dr. Oculus Orbus, Horn Head, Robo, Repvile, Lizzie, and Cracked Shelly), Mr. Bumpy, Squishington, Molly Coddle, Beetlejuice, Lydia Deetz, their son Cockroach Juice, and Adam and Barbara Maitland.

"I would scam my own mother, tin-face", scowled Beetlejuice, "but even I draw the line to ruining telethons at Christmastime. Surrender now, or my son and I will have to use our beetlejuicing powers on you!" The Shredder sent Foot Soldiers to pin the recruited allies down, but soon more backup came in: It was Santa Claus, his head elf Morris, and the nine reindeer: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, and Rudolph!

"You've been very naughty this year, Shredder", said Santa Claus. "There is no way I can be defeated by a jolly old fat man, a pointy-eared dwarf, and nine antlered beasts!" "We're more than just beasts, can-opener", said Donner. "We are people. Strong-willed people that never ever let Santa down. And my cousin Rudolph can do more than use his nose as a flashlight. Show him what you can do, Cousin Rudolph!"

Rudolph flew around the area and freed everyone that had been attacked by Shredder and his minions. During this, the others sang his song.

RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER

DASHER: You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen

DANCER: Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen

PRANCER: But do you recall...

VIXEN: ...the most famous reindeer of all?

COMET: Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose

MORRIS: Like a light bulb!

COMET: And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows

GOMEZ ADDAMS: Like a flash light!

CUPID: All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names

MR. BUMPY: Like Pinocchio

CUPID: They never let poor Rudolph play in any reindeer games

COCKROACH JUICE: Like Monopoly!

DONNER: Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say

SANTA: Ho ho ho! Rudolph, with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?

BLITZEN: Zen all ze reindeer loved him, as zey shouted out mit glee

INSPECTOR GADGET: Yipee!

DASHER: Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, you'll go down in history!

LEONARDO: Like George Washington!

EVERYONE: You'll go down in history!

"I am not done yet", the Shredder yelled in a very furious tone. He grabbed Rudolph by the collar and stabbed him with his bladed gauntlets, but nothing happened. He did it again, but still Rudolph remained unharmed. "Die! Die! Why won't you die!" "I'm a holiday figure, Shredder. As long as there are people who celebrate Christmas and people who believe in Santa Claus, I am virtually immortal. Believe me. I once got ground into sausage and I was able to put myself back together before things got bad."

The Shredder then ordered Bebop and Rocksteady to hold Venus de Milo still, then gave commands to Tokka and Rahzar to kill her. "If anyone else tries to save her, you other mutant henchmen of mine should hold them off. I want Venus to die in front of everyone so that those who care about her will suffer!"

Unfortunately for the Shredder, Bebop and Rocksteady were unable to hold Venus still, and the female Turtle gave the word to her brothers to give it all they had. "I hope we're not too late", said Man Ray, leader of the Mighty Mutanimals. "Because the other Mutanimals and I are ready to give you a hand!"

MUTANIMALS CHRISTMAS MEDLEY (God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen, Jingle Bells, Deck the Halls, Feliz Navidad, The Little Drummer Boy, and Santa Claus is Coming to Town)

MAN RAY: God rest ye merry gentlemen, let nothing you dismay

Remember Christ our savior was born on Christmas day

To save our souls from evil power

Which long time had gone astray

This brings tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy

This brings tidings of comfort and joy!

MONDO GECKO: Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way

Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way

Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh

WINGNUT: Deck the halls with boughs of holly, fa la la la la la la la la!

SCREWLOOSE: 'Tis the season to be jolly, fa la la la la la la la la!

Don we now our gay apparel, fa la la la la la la la la

WINGNUT: Troll the ancient yuletide carol, fa la la la la la la la la!

JAGWAR: Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad

Prospero A~no y Felicidad

Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad

Prospero A~no y Felicidad

I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas, I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas

I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas from the bottom of my heart!

DREADMON: Come they told me, rum pum pum pum

A newborn king t see, rum pum pum pum

Our finest gifts we bring, rum pum pum pum

To lay before the king, rum pum pum pum

Rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum

So to honor Him rum pum pum pum

When we come

NINJARA: You better watch out, you better not cry

You better not pout, I'm telling you why

Santa Claus is Coming to Town

LEATHERHEAD: He's making a list, checking it twice

Gonna find out who's naughty or nice

Santa Claus is Coming to Town

WINGNUT: He sees you when your sleeping, he knows when you're awake

SCREWLOOSE: He knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake

EVERYONE: You better watch out, you better not cry

You better not pout, I'm telling you why

Santa Claus is Coming to Town

The Mutanimals all pitched in and kicked the butts of quite a few of the mutants. Only Bebop, Rocksteady, and Scratch remained. "Get the Ghostbusters, you two lunkheads", ordered Scratch. "They have no right to imprison the soul of my brother!" The Ghostbusters quickly got out of the way, but Rocksteady and Bebop were not finished yet.

They attacked the Turtles, but Michelangelo hit them with his nunchucks, Venus kicked them in their bellies, and Raphael finished the job. "Let's get out of here, Rocksteady", said Bebop. "Yeah, Bebop. I'd rather face Hun than these toitles!" All of the villains got away, but the Turtles were happy that things had gone off without a hitch. Santa, Morris the head elf, and the reindeer all went back to the North Pole, since they still had to get things ready for Christmas Eve.

"Only one song left and our telethon will reach its conclusion", Raphael told the audience. "They say Christmas is a time to be with someone you love, and all of us Turtles have a special someone we hope to share the future with. My girl is Mona Lisa, a gifted college student who joined Mikey's friend Mondo Gecko when his band members were all human.

Mona believed herself to be a hideous freak after Merciless Slaughter mutated into Mondo Gecko and the Mutants, but my love for her proved otherwise. Mona Lisa is a very smart woman, and we've always been there for one another."

"Leonardo is the one I love", said Karai. "For most of my life, I was raised by the Shredder, but he showed me what a monster Oroku Saki was. Since then, I have always been on the path of honor."

"Ninjara's a radical babe to be with. I would gladly do the tango with a rabid marmoset for her." Ninjara laughed. "That Mikey. He has such a sense of humor." Donatello also expressed his love for Kala of the Neutrinos, who just came by with her friends Zak and Dask.

"Slash used to work for the Shredder", explained Venus de Milo. "He was a turtle kept by Bebop whom Shredder and Krang mutated into a lethal warrior. He was even programmed with Leonardo's discipline, Donatello's intelligence, Raphael's strength, and Michelangelo's speed. He was a formidable enemy, but I was able to convince him to turn against the Foot Clan."

"Now for our last song", said Donatello.

WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS

LEONARDO: We wish you a Merry Christmas

DONATELLO: We wish you a Merry Christmas

RAPHAEL: We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

MICHELANGELO: We wish you a Merry Christmas

VENUS DE MILO: We wish you a Merry Christmas

KARAI: We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

KALA: Glad tidings we bring to you and your kin

NINJARA: Glad tidings for Christmas and a Happy New Year

SLASH: We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

MONA LISA: Oh, bring us a figgy pudding

WINGNUT AND SCREWLOOSE: Oh, bring us a figgy pudding

SPLINTER: Oh, bring us a figgy pudding and a cup of good cheer

FUGITOID: Glad tidings we bring to you and your kin

MORTU: Glad tidings for Christmas and a Happy New Year

RENET: We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

APRIL O'NEIL: We wish you a Merry Christmas

CASEY JONES: We wish you a Merry Christmas

EVERYONE: We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Blodgett excitedly screamed "The phones are ringing off the hook! We've reached the quota of one million dollars! The telethon was a success!" "Merry Christmas to all of you New Yorkers out there", Leonardo said along with Gomez Addams, Egon Spengler, Inspector Gadget, and Rupert Bear.

All of the TMNT's guests said their goodbyes, then the Turtles asked April and Casey what their plans for Christmas were. "We're both going to our families for Christmas dinner", said April. "I'm going to see my uncle August, my aunt Agatha, and my sister Robyn". "My family's got nobody but my mother and my cousin Sid. Sid and I never got along, but he's still family. And those Miser Brothers showed me that family is all that matters. See ya, Raph."

The Turtles went home, ate some pizza for dinner, watched a good Christmas movie, and went to bed. Santa went to his usual work and everyone woke up to get some great presents.

Splinter got a printed collection of Kid Tengu, a manga he used to read in his younger days as Hamato Yoshi. Leonardo got a DVD of Space Heroes, Volume 1. Donatello got the latest manual in scientific experiments. Raphael got a sweater that read "Crouching Grouch, Hidden Friend." Michelangelo's present was a compilation of the first ten issues of Silver Sentry. Venus, who had woken from a dream where she saw what life would be like if she never existed, was given a book on Chi magic techniques. Splinter and the Turtles all gave gifts to each other, and were very happy.

They knew for sure that everyone else had a Merry Christmas.

The End
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo, and Venus de Milo) have to host a Christmas special for Channel 6, featuring guest appearances by Rupert Bear, the Addams Family(Gomez, Morticia, Granny, Uncle Fester, Pubert, Pugsley, Wednesday, Cousin Itt, Lurch, and Thing), the Ghostbusters(Egon Spengler, Ray Stantz, Peter Venkman, Winston Zeddemore, Slimer, Janine Melnitz, Louis Tully, Soul Man, Eduardo Rivera, Kylie Griffin, Roland Jackson, and Garrett Miller), Inspector Gadget, Penny, Brain, the Gadgetinis Digit and Fidget, and the brothers Snow Miser and Heat Miser.

Unfortunately, the Shredder and Krang plot to ruin the special by bringing together Billy Blizzard, North Wind, and Old Hob to assist their minions(Bebop, Rocksteady, Tokka, Rahzar, Scratch, Jailbird, Alopex, Snakeweed, Spider Bytez, Dogpound, Fishface, Scrag, Killer, Hun, and Baxter Stockman) in ruining the special.

On the plus side, the Turtles are not alone. They got April O'Neil, Casey Jones, Miyamoto Usagi, Fugitoid, the Utroms, Karai, Slash, the Neutrinos(Zak, Dask, and Kala), Mona Lisa, the Punk Frogs, and the Mighty Mutanimals(Ray Fillet/Man Ray, Mondo Gecko, Jagwar, Dreadmon, Wingnut, Screwloose, Ninjara, and Leatherhead) on their side, and they are more than ready to stomp the Foot Clan!

TMNT (c) Nickelodeon

Rupert Bear (c) Classic Media

Addams Family created by Charles Addams

Inspector Gadget (c) DiC/Cookie Jar Entertainment

Ghostbusters (c) Sony and Columbia

Soul Man (c) Me

Snow Miser and Heat Miser created by Arthur Rankin and Jules Bass
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Your very creative.