Another Live Christmas Special Part 4

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have helped April O'Neil organize a telethon to raise profits for curing cancer. They invited guests from the previous year's telethon to return and participate as well as some new guests just for the sake of making the new telethon fresh and original.

Unfortunately, the Shredder has a plan to get rid of the Turtles and their allies assembled from both local areas and from other dimensions. Old Tin Grin came with two of his mutant lackeys: The bat Scrag and the lizard Killer, as well as the despicable comic writer Garth D. Lobdell, in order to carry his plan out.

Now armed with the same kind of magic rock once used by Donatello's close friend John Kirby, Garth Lobdell was previously banished to the planet Rotigus in the DC Universe. When the Shredder and his mutant henchmen freed him for their plan to ruin the telethon, Scrag obtained a Sinestro Corps power ring, but Hal Jordan of the Green Lantern Corps has now confiscated it.

Garth still has the magic rock in his possession, and he has started a rather violent takeover of the telethon. Kirby, still armed with the magic stone, drew one of the superheroes that he created- Titan the Wolf of the Neo Deities!

Garth was a quicker drawer, and he drew Titan the Wolf with the words "Gone" over him, causing the Neo Deity to disappear. Garth then used his abilities to transform John Kirby into a teapot.

"That is not a capitol idea", said Gomez Addams. "You should be ashamed of yourself, Mr. Lobdell! Just because you find superheroes to be a rubbish idea and religion to be a waste of time, you think it is alright to interrupt the telethon that my five green friends worked hard at putting together. Why, Beetlejuice, Jack Skellington, the Justice League, Rupert Bear, Inspector Gadget, the Smurfs, and the Avengers haven't had their turns in singing, telling stories, or performing skits yet!"

"Listen to me, Mr. Addams, and listen good", Garth Lobdell said "Christmas is in celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ, the alleged son of God! God does not exist, and therefore Christmas is meaningless!" Pugsley Addams scowled and aimed a crossbow at Garth Lobdell. "I've hated you ever since you made Badger Man look like a fool and be brutalized by The Retributionizer! Badget Man may be more popular than he needs to be these days, but that doesn't excuse you insulting one of my favorite Mighty Mutants."

"We got to stop this guy fast", said Leonardo. "Already, this fic is starting to degenerate in a ton of meaningless drivel." "I'll put a stop to this", said Rupert Bear, who kicked Garth Lobdell in the shin and grabbed his notebook. "Your magic rock is useless without something to write on", Rupert laughed. "Let's play keepaway, Inspector Gadget!"

Garth Lobdell was extremely angry, but eventually, Gadget malfunctioned and accidentally dropped Garth's notebook. Garth gleefully picked it up. The next thing Inspector Gadget and Rupert Bear knew, they were both wearing nothing but undershirts and boxer shorts. They both blushed and covered themselves with prop presents that were lying around. "Wowsers! This man has no respect for authority! Go Go Gadget Restraining Arms!"

Brain decided he should help, so he went over and bit Garth's leg. "Ouch! Bad dog!" Garth swiftly drew himself with "superspeed" written over his head, enabling him to get out of the way. Gadget captured Brain by mistake. "How dare you humiliate my dog and my uncle", Penny yelled. Garth just drew a pair of thugs to restrain Penny.

The Justice League and the Avengers tried to intervene, but Garth Lobdell was able to incapacitate every single one of them. Superman ended up in kryptonite shackles. Wonder Woman was bound and gagged. Batman was made unconscious. Plastic Man was stuck in the form of a rope, which was used to tie up a slow Flash, a dim-witted Hal Jordan, and a J'onn J'onzz who was hallucinating that everyone was on fire.

Spider-Man was stuck in his own webbing along with Ant-Man and the Wasp. Tony Stark's Iron Man armor was made immobile, leaving him trapped inside and unable to move. The Hulk was trapped in the form of Bruce Banner and tied up with a weakened Thor.

"That's it", said Raphael as he twirled his sai. "You've just crossed the line, Lobdell! Everyone who isn't already neutralized, let's kick this guy's butt!"

"Saki", Krang yelled back in the Technodrome. "Shouldn't you be over there killing those blasted Turtles and their friends?" "There is no need, Krang. Garth Lobdell has the power to do them in effortlessly. We can just sit here and watch the Turtles' demise ourselves. I will finally have the last laugh over Hamato Yoshi, and you will no longer have any impediments in your schemes to conquer the planets Utrominon and Neutrino! The Foot Clan and your Rock Soldiers will no longer have anyone strong enough to defy them!"

Soon, the only people who hadn't been transformed yet were Leonardo, April O'Neil, Venus, and Casey Jones. "We've almost had it", said Leonardo. "Who can we get help from now?" "Don't give up yet", said Iron Man. "My suit's motors may no longer be functional, but my suit's communications are still working. I'll send a call to Jonathan Blaze."

"Smart thinking", said Superman. "I've managed to calm down J'onn J'onzz and get him to try his hardest to contact the mind of a friend who helped us a few months ago. His name is Maxwell, and he has a power like Garth Lobdell's, only he uses it for good like your friend Kirby."

"And I think I hear some jolly laughter from upstairs", said Leonardo. Soon, Garth Lobdell found himself surrounded by Santa Claus, Ghost Rider, and Maxwell. "You've been very naughty this year", said Santa Claus. "My penance stare will make you feel the pain and suffering of those you wronged", Ghost Rider declared. Sure enough, Garth Lobdell was hit by Ghost Rider's penance stare and pelted by lumps of coal from Santa.

Maxwell used his notebook to make Garth Lobdell motionless and undid the things he did to the Turtles and their guests. All of them were furious at Lobdell! Crooner Smurf hit him in the stomach with his banjo, Wednesday Addams sicced her spider Homer on him, and Snow Miser and Heat Miser pelted him with snow and flames.

THE SONG OF VICTORY (To the tune of We Wish You a Merry Christmas, Jingle Bells, and God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen)

SUPERMAN: We wish you were not a mean jerk, we wish you were not a mean jerk, we wish you were not a mean jerk who insults everyone!

MICHELANGELO: We hate your antagonism, we hate your antagonism, we hate your antagonism, now please get out of here!

WONDER WOMAN: Did you really think being bound would stop me? I'm afraid you are sick and with no empathy!

PAPA SMURF: We wish you were not a dirtbag!

SMURFETTE: We wish you were not a dirtbag!

BRAINY SMURF: We wish you were not a birtbag with no Christmas spirit!

VENUS: Garth Lobdell, Garth Lobdell is such an annoying jerk!

EDDIE MUNSTER: If he hates superheroes, why are comic books his work?

RUPERT BEAR: Garth Lobdell, Garth Lobdell is a nasty codger! He is more despicable than that arsonist named Roger!

MORTICIA: Garth Lobdell is a sociopath, he's not misunderstood! A man as vile as he should be locked up for his own good!

CRYPT KEEPER: There is a diff between opinions and insulting the neighborhood!

LILY MUNSTER: That man is not considerate, considerate! That man is not considerate!

GADGET: That man is way more loathsome than that evil Dr. Claw!

PENNY: He thinks that every person is irreparably flawed!

RUPERT BEAR: That berk has no excuse for interfering with the law!

GEORGE BEAR: He never should have done that to my pa, to my pa! He never should have done that to my pa!

LEONARDO: Our telethon had a good cause! Lobdell had no right...

DONATELLO: To come here barging in with plans to claim his views were right!

MICHELANGELO: We've had it up to here with him!

RAPHAEL: Let's clobber him tonight!

VENUS: Christmas is more than presents and toys, presents and toys! Christmas is more than presents and toys!

After that musical number, calls went non-stop and Garth Lobdell was sent to the police. Everyone went home and wished each other a Merry Christmas.

The End.